Kumquat

So, this morning, I came up stairs with 4 kumquats. However, when I arrived at my destination, the computer, I realized that I only had 3 in my possession. Hmmm.... perhaps I just THOUGHT I started out with 4. Later, I hear Eve sputtering and spitting. I can see her back and she's playing with her Little People. Sputtering and spitting continue and I look to see that she's found the kumquat and is dramatically still spitting out the remnants while assaulting the kumquat with little people. So, now, the kumquat is squat and Eve is satisfied with her revenge. It's lying, mangeled in Noah's Ark.